I too laughed at this ridiculous SSD tower cooler and now I fear it might augur a super-heated future

From the looks of this new SSD tower cooler, I’m a little scared about just how toasty the new PCIe 5.0 SSDs are going to get once AMD’s Zen 4 (opens in new tab) and Intel’s Raptor Lake (opens in new tab) platforms launch. If they need this sort of cooling we’re going to have to think about where we stick our graphics cards and solid state drives in relation to each other.

This third-gen JiuShark SSD cooler (opens in new tab) might look like some April fool’s jape, but holy hell, if this thing chills your drive as well as it promises—and next-gen drives really need serious cooling—then you might well be grateful to have another hunk of metal strapped to your motherboard.

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